The Lucid_01 is a believer in all things lewd.
The Church of lewd has moved many times and suffered at the hands of sinful censorship. The church's new home is here on NewGrounds!
The tenants of lewd-ness are as follows:
1) If it harms none; fuck who you will!
2) Restrain others only as they wish to be restrained. Restrict not another's freedom, especially of speech!
3) Judge not those who use safe words, for they are the one speaking in naughty language.
4) As there is always a top and a bottom (and sometimes a middle) there is always give and take. Give genrously to you local preacher/artist. For you take in many hours of their hard, hard work.
5) Be not afraid of anyone's lewd-ness(fetishes), especially your own. The Church of lewd is a safe place to ask questions and speak your dirty thots.
6) Remember not to hold to the laws of the Censors. For they would use force in place of consent. Non-consensual restraint is against the Church of lewd.
7) Live long. Fuck well. Laugh often. For the Church of lewd is a place of enjoyment, and entertainment. Remember everyone makes an "O" face, and if it's not fun, you're doing it wrong.
One leaves you with a psalm from a faithful believer.
" . . the world has it backwards. Everyone thinks that sex is disgusting
and violence is hilarious. Really, it's the other way around. Violence is disgusting and sex is hilarious."
-a thoughtful pervert
